February 2012
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Lobster grilled cheese.
That is all.
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I finally watched Zooey’s episode.
This sketch was kind of awesome. Especially Bjork.
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For valentine’s day I’m going to snuggle up with my favorite boy on the couch, little Jetes, and enjoy the fact that Samuel Larsen is finally on Glee.
It’s only a little depressing, right? Ugh, I wish I had wine.
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Jean-Ralphio is the Amazing Spiderman
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The wonderful people at CollegeHumor edited this together at breakneck speed after so many people tweeted/posted about Jean-Ralphio kinda looking like the Amazing Spiderman. To those editors I say kudos and thank you. To everyone else I say enjoy the trailer now as it will inevitably be taken down for breaking 1000 copyright laws.
Jean-Ralphio is the Amazing Spiderman
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The mystery of the butt dial has finally been...
I had been getting calls from CA every once in a while and could never figure out who it was. Either I didn’t answer or nothing would be on the other end of the call if I did answer.
It turns out my friend I met in Europe had butt dialed me on four different occasions. This is why it sucks having a name that starts with the letter a.
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Dear Ryan Murphy,
Thanks for FINALLY giving Dianna a song.
<3
January 2012
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I’m slowly figuring out that no matter what time I go to bed, or how much sleep I get I will never be a morning person.
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I was just told that I smell terrific by a man that was no where near smell distance.
Earlier a man asked if he could walk down the street with me because he liked my dress.
What is up with today?
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How to travel around the world for $418.
http://gizmodo.com/5710654/how-to-fly-35000-miles-visit-4-continents-9-countries-and-15-cities-for-418
I saw this on my friend’s facebook page. Pretty cool.
Don’t ever go on drugs because withdrawal really, really sucks.
– My mother after having a headache all morning from not having a cup of coffee in two days.